Jack: God, you're completely soaked
Louisa: Wow, really? I hadn't noticed.
Jack: Where's your coat?
Louisa: I hate coats
Jack: Yeah, all that warmth and dryness could piss anybody off
Louisa: For what it's worth, you piss me off even more
Scott: Guys, I think it's starting to rain
Louisa: Coats make me feel all fat and puffy. And then when it stops raining, I'm stuck dragging a wet, useless lump around with me all day.
Jack: And yet you have no problem hanging around with Scott. What about an umbrella then?
Louisa: They make my arms ache. All that holding.
Jack: So you just walk around getting soaked all the time like a moron?
Louisa: Pretty much
Bus CVII
Jack: It's weird to think we're all gonna die, isn't it
Louisa: I guess...
Jack: You don't think it's weird?
Louisa: I think it's weird that we're having this conversation just before Double Maths
Jack: Oh Lou-Lou, always with the witty punchline. You must fear death more than anyone.
Louisa: Why must I fear death more than anyone? I fear mice and clowns and helium balloons, but not death.
Jack: You fear helium balloons?
Louisa: They defy gravity. It's eerie.
Jack: Doesn't it bother you that one day, everything you know is just gonna end? No resolution. You'll just be gone.
Louisa: Well, I guess there's an upside if you get to see all your enemies die first
Jack: But what about if you die first?
Louisa: Then at least I don't have to live in the same world as my enemies
Jack: What about if you and your enemies all die at the same time, and you're stuck up in the afterlife together?
Louisa: Damn
Louisa: I guess...
Jack: You don't think it's weird?
Louisa: I think it's weird that we're having this conversation just before Double Maths
Jack: Oh Lou-Lou, always with the witty punchline. You must fear death more than anyone.
Louisa: Why must I fear death more than anyone? I fear mice and clowns and helium balloons, but not death.
Jack: You fear helium balloons?
Louisa: They defy gravity. It's eerie.
Jack: Doesn't it bother you that one day, everything you know is just gonna end? No resolution. You'll just be gone.
Louisa: Well, I guess there's an upside if you get to see all your enemies die first
Jack: But what about if you die first?
Louisa: Then at least I don't have to live in the same world as my enemies
Jack: What about if you and your enemies all die at the same time, and you're stuck up in the afterlife together?
Louisa: Damn
Bus CVI
Louisa: Have you guys got a costume for Halloween yet?
Jack: Yeah, I'm going as you
Louisa: That's nice. How about you, Scott?
Scott: Yeah, I'm going as Finkelstein
Louisa: Frankenstein?
Scott: No, Finkelstein
Louisa: Well, who's Finkelstein?
Scott: Just a guy who used to live next door to me
Louisa: Not very Halloweeny
Scott: Well, he had bolts in his neck
Jack: I remember him!
Louisa: What happened?
Scott: Oh, he moved away years ago
Louisa: No, I mean how did he end up with bolts in his neck?
Jack: Apparently there was an old unexploded bomb under his toolshed
Jack: Yeah, I'm going as you
Louisa: That's nice. How about you, Scott?
Scott: Yeah, I'm going as Finkelstein
Louisa: Frankenstein?
Scott: No, Finkelstein
Louisa: Well, who's Finkelstein?
Scott: Just a guy who used to live next door to me
Louisa: Not very Halloweeny
Scott: Well, he had bolts in his neck
Jack: I remember him!
Louisa: What happened?
Scott: Oh, he moved away years ago
Louisa: No, I mean how did he end up with bolts in his neck?
Jack: Apparently there was an old unexploded bomb under his toolshed
Bus CV
Louisa: Don't forget the clocks go back tonight
Scott: I'm not falling for that crap again after last year
Louisa: What happened last year?
Scott: I went to take my alarm clock back to where I'd bought it, and the shop wasn't even open at 2am
Scott: I'm not falling for that crap again after last year
Louisa: What happened last year?
Scott: I went to take my alarm clock back to where I'd bought it, and the shop wasn't even open at 2am
Bus CIV
Jack: These new shoes are killing me. Why didn't you talk me out of buying them?
Scott: Cos I wasn't there
Jack: That's your excuse for everything
Scott: Have you tried cutting holes in the sides?
Jack: Then they'd just be wet as well as tight
Louisa: Hey, some people would pay good money for that
Jack: I guess this is what I deserve for getting out of bed in the morning
Scott: Cos I wasn't there
Jack: That's your excuse for everything
Scott: Have you tried cutting holes in the sides?
Jack: Then they'd just be wet as well as tight
Louisa: Hey, some people would pay good money for that
Jack: I guess this is what I deserve for getting out of bed in the morning
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