Louisa: That donkey's coming in again tomorrow
Jack: What, the same donkey that turned on all the gas taps with its teeth?
Louisa: Yeah, and last week it broke into the PE block and ate all Willy Martin's clothes
Jack: Why the hell do they keep letting this demon donkey onto the grounds?
Louisa: Apparently the sanctuary insisted on a twenty-visit contract. They drive a hard bargain.
Bus XXVII
Louisa: Why're you on the late bus too?
Jack: Fell asleep in Art
Louisa: Oh, bad luck. Detention sucks.
Jack: Nah, nobody noticed so I just slept right through. Only woke up at all cos Mrs Fibonacci was coughing up blood so loudly in the sink.
Jack: Fell asleep in Art
Louisa: Oh, bad luck. Detention sucks.
Jack: Nah, nobody noticed so I just slept right through. Only woke up at all cos Mrs Fibonacci was coughing up blood so loudly in the sink.
Bus XXVI
Scott: Can we do something tonight? Just you and me?
Louisa: Are you asking me out?
Scott: No, I just don’t wanna stay in
Louisa: Cos of your mum being in that asylum?
Scott: Actually, I’m enjoying the place more without her. I reckon they should just give kids a house instead of parents. It’d be a much better system.
Louisa: Why not hang out with Jack?
Scott: No! He’s the problem!
Louisa: How come?
Scott: Ever since my mum left, he keeps randomly popping round. Says he doesn’t want me to feel lonely.
Louisa: Are you asking me out?
Scott: No, I just don’t wanna stay in
Louisa: Cos of your mum being in that asylum?
Scott: Actually, I’m enjoying the place more without her. I reckon they should just give kids a house instead of parents. It’d be a much better system.
Louisa: Why not hang out with Jack?
Scott: No! He’s the problem!
Louisa: How come?
Scott: Ever since my mum left, he keeps randomly popping round. Says he doesn’t want me to feel lonely.
Bus XXV
Louisa: Guess who I saw delivering papers down Scott's road the other day
Jack: Jesus?
Louisa: Nope
Jack: Buddha?
Louisa: Nope
Jack: Muhammad?
Louisa: Nope, you’re in the wrong area entirely
Jack: Vishnu?
Louisa: Why would any of these people be delivering papers? The correct answer is Lizzie Rockford.
Jack: Oh. Why are you telling me this?
Louisa: Because something tells me you’ll be holding your nose to set foot in Scott’s flat more often from now on
Jack: Jesus?
Louisa: Nope
Jack: Buddha?
Louisa: Nope
Jack: Muhammad?
Louisa: Nope, you’re in the wrong area entirely
Jack: Vishnu?
Louisa: Why would any of these people be delivering papers? The correct answer is Lizzie Rockford.
Jack: Oh. Why are you telling me this?
Louisa: Because something tells me you’ll be holding your nose to set foot in Scott’s flat more often from now on
Bus XXIV
Louisa: Oh wow, you got a laptop?
Jack: Nah, it’s my dad’s. I’m watching a movie on it.
Louisa: What movie?
Jack: I dunno, it’s just something he left in the tray. Started playing when I switched it on.
Louisa: Any good?
Jack: It’s alright. Bit gory.
Louisa: Budge up and let me watch too
Jack moves; Louisa stumbles awkwardly into the now-vacant seat
Louisa: Why’s that guy flying a helicopter upside down?
Jack: There’s some kind of magnet on the roof, pulling him down
Louisa: He’s gonna crash right into that baseball crowd
Jack: Nah, he’s turning on the turbo thrusters
Louisa: What are they?
Jack: I dunno, but the dentist mentioned them earlier
Louisa: The dentist?
Jack: He borrowed the helicopter from his dentist. They’re fighting this evil company who poisoned the President's dentures.
Louisa: So the President’s dead?
Jack: Nah, he hasn’t put them in his mouth yet...but he switches them over on the first day of every month...which is today...and the butler’s just started microwaving his morning curry
Louisa: The President has microwave curry for breakfast? What a stupid film.
Jack: Yeah, it is a bit crap
Both stare at the screen, transfixed
Jack: Nah, it’s my dad’s. I’m watching a movie on it.
Louisa: What movie?
Jack: I dunno, it’s just something he left in the tray. Started playing when I switched it on.
Louisa: Any good?
Jack: It’s alright. Bit gory.
Louisa: Budge up and let me watch too
Jack moves; Louisa stumbles awkwardly into the now-vacant seat
Louisa: Why’s that guy flying a helicopter upside down?
Jack: There’s some kind of magnet on the roof, pulling him down
Louisa: He’s gonna crash right into that baseball crowd
Jack: Nah, he’s turning on the turbo thrusters
Louisa: What are they?
Jack: I dunno, but the dentist mentioned them earlier
Louisa: The dentist?
Jack: He borrowed the helicopter from his dentist. They’re fighting this evil company who poisoned the President's dentures.
Louisa: So the President’s dead?
Jack: Nah, he hasn’t put them in his mouth yet...but he switches them over on the first day of every month...which is today...and the butler’s just started microwaving his morning curry
Louisa: The President has microwave curry for breakfast? What a stupid film.
Jack: Yeah, it is a bit crap
Both stare at the screen, transfixed
Bus XXIII
Louisa: Huge fight at the chess club last night
Jack: Anyone I know?
Louisa: Just some guys from Brooks Academy
Jack: I should start coming to the chess club again
Scott: One time my grandad spent ten days on a life-raft with another guy, waiting to be rescued, and all they did the whole time was play chess
Jack: He good then?
Scott: Only won one game
Jack: Better than none
Scott: Yeah, but it was only cos the other guy forfeited
Jack: Why’d he do that?
Scott: Grandad threatened to push him overboard
Jack: What a charming anecdote. I’ve never seen anyone beat Lou-Lou.
Scott: How’d you learn those skills?
Louisa: I used to eat this cereal that had chess tips on the back of the box. Loved that cereal.
Jack: Anyone I know?
Louisa: Just some guys from Brooks Academy
Jack: I should start coming to the chess club again
Scott: One time my grandad spent ten days on a life-raft with another guy, waiting to be rescued, and all they did the whole time was play chess
Jack: He good then?
Scott: Only won one game
Jack: Better than none
Scott: Yeah, but it was only cos the other guy forfeited
Jack: Why’d he do that?
Scott: Grandad threatened to push him overboard
Jack: What a charming anecdote. I’ve never seen anyone beat Lou-Lou.
Scott: How’d you learn those skills?
Louisa: I used to eat this cereal that had chess tips on the back of the box. Loved that cereal.
Bus XXII
Jack: Wanna get an ice cream in town?
Louisa: Nah, I’d better not. Too expensive.
Jack: You sure?
Louisa: Yeah, I just wanna go home and cry
Jack: How come?
Louisa: It’s Ms Pappus. Every week she does these lame impressions of celebrities, and she gives you a detention if you don’t laugh.
Jack: That’s a shame. We’ve got Mr Thales. He’s pretty fun. Did a quiz last week.
Louisa: Oh man, that sounds great
Jack: Yeah, it was alright. My group would’ve won if it wasn’t for Scott.
Louisa: What did he do?
Jack: Shouted out that Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers. Before we’d even had time to confer.
Louisa: Who was he then?
Jack: He invented Communism!
Louisa: Oh. I’ve never been too sure what Communism is, to be honest.
Jack: It’s just this thing about how we’re all exploited by our bosses because we do all the work but they make all the money
Louisa: What’s so great about that? Anyone could think up that. Ronnie Phelps could think up that.
Jack: Ronnie Phelps can’t even tie his shoes. Anyway, there’s more. Marx said one day we’re all going to kill our bosses and share the money out equally.
Louisa: Wow, that sounds pretty good. I dunno if I could kill my boss though.
Jack: Well, you’re only part-time. The full-time workers will do the killing. You’ll just have to spit on the corpse or something.
Louisa: When’s this gonna happen then?
Jack: I dunno, but Marx said it’s inevitable, so we just have to sit around and wait
Louisa: I hope it doesn’t take too long
Jack: Well he predicted it, like, two hundred years ago
Louisa: Two hundred years ago? And it hasn’t happened yet? What if it never happens?
Jack: I’m sure it will eventually
Louisa: Yeah, in another two hundred years! God, I feel depressed now. I was all ready for this wonderful future and now it might not even happen.
Jack: Sorry
Louisa: It’s not your fault. Just this stupid world. Let’s get that ice cream after all.
Jack: What about the money?
Louisa: Ah, fuck the money. In fact, let’s get a whole tub. I need cheering up.
Louisa: Nah, I’d better not. Too expensive.
Jack: You sure?
Louisa: Yeah, I just wanna go home and cry
Jack: How come?
Louisa: It’s Ms Pappus. Every week she does these lame impressions of celebrities, and she gives you a detention if you don’t laugh.
Jack: That’s a shame. We’ve got Mr Thales. He’s pretty fun. Did a quiz last week.
Louisa: Oh man, that sounds great
Jack: Yeah, it was alright. My group would’ve won if it wasn’t for Scott.
Louisa: What did he do?
Jack: Shouted out that Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers. Before we’d even had time to confer.
Louisa: Who was he then?
Jack: He invented Communism!
Louisa: Oh. I’ve never been too sure what Communism is, to be honest.
Jack: It’s just this thing about how we’re all exploited by our bosses because we do all the work but they make all the money
Louisa: What’s so great about that? Anyone could think up that. Ronnie Phelps could think up that.
Jack: Ronnie Phelps can’t even tie his shoes. Anyway, there’s more. Marx said one day we’re all going to kill our bosses and share the money out equally.
Louisa: Wow, that sounds pretty good. I dunno if I could kill my boss though.
Jack: Well, you’re only part-time. The full-time workers will do the killing. You’ll just have to spit on the corpse or something.
Louisa: When’s this gonna happen then?
Jack: I dunno, but Marx said it’s inevitable, so we just have to sit around and wait
Louisa: I hope it doesn’t take too long
Jack: Well he predicted it, like, two hundred years ago
Louisa: Two hundred years ago? And it hasn’t happened yet? What if it never happens?
Jack: I’m sure it will eventually
Louisa: Yeah, in another two hundred years! God, I feel depressed now. I was all ready for this wonderful future and now it might not even happen.
Jack: Sorry
Louisa: It’s not your fault. Just this stupid world. Let’s get that ice cream after all.
Jack: What about the money?
Louisa: Ah, fuck the money. In fact, let’s get a whole tub. I need cheering up.
Bus XXI
Louisa: Your mum found a job yet?
Scott: Nope
Louisa: How’s she coping?
Scott: Well, she’s drinking a lot...
Louisa: Oh dear
Scott: And the other night she wanted to stick her head in the gas oven
Jack: You still have a gas oven?
Louisa: Oh my God! Did you talk her out of it?
Scott: No, but I was baking a pie...so she had to wait ‘til it was done. And by then that dancing show she likes had come on.
Louisa: Phew
Scott: So yeah, a happy ending
Scott: Nope
Louisa: How’s she coping?
Scott: Well, she’s drinking a lot...
Louisa: Oh dear
Scott: And the other night she wanted to stick her head in the gas oven
Jack: You still have a gas oven?
Louisa: Oh my God! Did you talk her out of it?
Scott: No, but I was baking a pie...so she had to wait ‘til it was done. And by then that dancing show she likes had come on.
Louisa: Phew
Scott: So yeah, a happy ending
Bus XX
Louisa: So, I’m going to New York this summer
Jack: You already told us
Scott: Didn’t tell me
Louisa: It’ll be my first time on a plane
Scott: Oh no, don’t go by plane. They’re all gonna start crashing soon.
Louisa: What?
Scott: Yeah, I read this thing once about how the statistics say that way more planes should be crashing. Soon they’ll all be dropping out of the sky, to even it out.
Jack: That doesn’t sound right...
Scott: You can’t argue with statistics
Jack: You already told us
Scott: Didn’t tell me
Louisa: It’ll be my first time on a plane
Scott: Oh no, don’t go by plane. They’re all gonna start crashing soon.
Louisa: What?
Scott: Yeah, I read this thing once about how the statistics say that way more planes should be crashing. Soon they’ll all be dropping out of the sky, to even it out.
Jack: That doesn’t sound right...
Scott: You can’t argue with statistics
Bus XIX
Jack: Unseasonably warm today, methinks
Louisa: 'Methinks'? You're not Hamlet.
Jack: Would that I were
Louisa: 'Methinks'? You're not Hamlet.
Jack: Would that I were
Bus XVIII
Jack: The Model UN’s on Friday, right?
Louisa: Thursday. They’ve moved it forward cos of Mr Hilbert’s haemorrhoids.
Jack: Oh really? That’s annoying. Less time to prepare.
Louisa: Gives us an excuse if it all goes wrong though
Jack: I suppose. You got a country now?
Louisa: China
Jack: Wow, that’s an interesting one! Much better than Bolivia. What’s your game plan?
Louisa: Long debates on shoemaking
Jack: Shoemaking?
Louisa: Well, I read this book on Chinese shoemaking once. So I know loads about it. And I figure it’s better to concentrate on one topic in depth than try to cover everything.
Jack: All the same...shoemaking? Why would the UN talk about shoemaking?
Louisa: I dunno, maybe I’m exporting them
Jack: Well, what if somebody wants to raise another issue with you?
Louisa: I’ll keep saying that I’m not willing to discuss anything else until after the shoemaking. By the time I finish everyone’ll just want to go home.
Louisa: Thursday. They’ve moved it forward cos of Mr Hilbert’s haemorrhoids.
Jack: Oh really? That’s annoying. Less time to prepare.
Louisa: Gives us an excuse if it all goes wrong though
Jack: I suppose. You got a country now?
Louisa: China
Jack: Wow, that’s an interesting one! Much better than Bolivia. What’s your game plan?
Louisa: Long debates on shoemaking
Jack: Shoemaking?
Louisa: Well, I read this book on Chinese shoemaking once. So I know loads about it. And I figure it’s better to concentrate on one topic in depth than try to cover everything.
Jack: All the same...shoemaking? Why would the UN talk about shoemaking?
Louisa: I dunno, maybe I’m exporting them
Jack: Well, what if somebody wants to raise another issue with you?
Louisa: I’ll keep saying that I’m not willing to discuss anything else until after the shoemaking. By the time I finish everyone’ll just want to go home.
Bus XVII
Louisa: How’d it go with the psychiatrist?
Jack: Well...it turns out Flora Flinton’s a real person
Louisa: What, really? All this time?
Jack: No, that’s the weirdest part. I mean, what are the chances she'd meet a girl with the exact same name as her imaginary friend?
Scott: I used to have an imaginary cat
Jack: What was its name?
Scott: ‘Cat’. Just ‘Cat’.
Jack: Well...it turns out Flora Flinton’s a real person
Louisa: What, really? All this time?
Jack: No, that’s the weirdest part. I mean, what are the chances she'd meet a girl with the exact same name as her imaginary friend?
Scott: I used to have an imaginary cat
Jack: What was its name?
Scott: ‘Cat’. Just ‘Cat’.
Bus XVI
Jack: My folks are taking Jane to a psychiatrist tomorrow
Louisa: Why?
Jack: Because she’s obsessed with her imaginary friend
Louisa: Oh, I had one of those! Mia Walensa.
Jack: Interesting name
Louisa: Yeah, that was during my Polish phase. I’d make everyone sing the Polish national anthem before meals - so she'd feel welcome.
Jack: You must have a very patient family
Louisa: Oh, it wasn’t only family. Just be glad I went to an All Girls’ Primary.
Jack: Well Jane’s seven now and she still talks about Flora Flinton constantly. How long did you keep on to yours?
Louisa: I murdered her when I was six
Jack: Murdered her?!
Louisa: Yeah, I pushed her in front of a car. She was such a haughty little bitch. Always fluttering her eyelashes at the boys. Had it coming.
Louisa: Why?
Jack: Because she’s obsessed with her imaginary friend
Louisa: Oh, I had one of those! Mia Walensa.
Jack: Interesting name
Louisa: Yeah, that was during my Polish phase. I’d make everyone sing the Polish national anthem before meals - so she'd feel welcome.
Jack: You must have a very patient family
Louisa: Oh, it wasn’t only family. Just be glad I went to an All Girls’ Primary.
Jack: Well Jane’s seven now and she still talks about Flora Flinton constantly. How long did you keep on to yours?
Louisa: I murdered her when I was six
Jack: Murdered her?!
Louisa: Yeah, I pushed her in front of a car. She was such a haughty little bitch. Always fluttering her eyelashes at the boys. Had it coming.
Bus XV
Louisa: Saw you in town Sunday
Scott: Oh yeah?
Louisa: With your mum. Carrying a bowl of something.
Scott: That was soup for Old Pete. He’s this homeless guy we visit sometimes.
Louisa: Wow, that’s nice
Scott: Well, he's an old friend of my dad’s. Used to give him stock tips.
Louisa: Your dad took stock tips from a homeless guy?
Scott: He's an expert. Reads all the business pages. Fishes them out of bins.
Jack: Didn’t your dad go bankrupt and flee the country?
Scott: Yeah, but that was cos he started listening to his broker instead of Old Pete
Scott: Oh yeah?
Louisa: With your mum. Carrying a bowl of something.
Scott: That was soup for Old Pete. He’s this homeless guy we visit sometimes.
Louisa: Wow, that’s nice
Scott: Well, he's an old friend of my dad’s. Used to give him stock tips.
Louisa: Your dad took stock tips from a homeless guy?
Scott: He's an expert. Reads all the business pages. Fishes them out of bins.
Jack: Didn’t your dad go bankrupt and flee the country?
Scott: Yeah, but that was cos he started listening to his broker instead of Old Pete
Bus XIV
Louisa: Why are you wearing a hat?
Jack: It’s a thinking cap. Finally I can unleash my long-dormant creative powers.
Louisa: You’re not gonna start singing again, are you?
Jack: Who knows where the muse will take me? Perhaps I’ll write a symphony. Or a novel.
Louisa: Sounds more like a self-delusion cap
Jack: Do you enjoy tearing down people’s hopes and dreams?
Louisa: Only yours
Jack: It’s a thinking cap. Finally I can unleash my long-dormant creative powers.
Louisa: You’re not gonna start singing again, are you?
Jack: Who knows where the muse will take me? Perhaps I’ll write a symphony. Or a novel.
Louisa: Sounds more like a self-delusion cap
Jack: Do you enjoy tearing down people’s hopes and dreams?
Louisa: Only yours
Bus XIII
Jack: Do you prefer big bags of crisps or multi-pack bags?
Louisa: Why’s the driver turning here?
Scott: What’re multi-pack bags?
Jack: You know, ones with lots of little bags in them
Louisa: Guys, I think we’re on the wrong bus
Scott: They sell bags with lots of little bags inside?
Jack: You’ve never seen those?
Louisa: We’d better get off at the next stop
Scott: Nope. I'm not that big on crisps. Prefer nuts.
Louisa: Guys, we’d better get off here!
Jack: Meh, we only just got on
Scott: Yeah, I'd rather wait this one out
Louisa: Why’s the driver turning here?
Scott: What’re multi-pack bags?
Jack: You know, ones with lots of little bags in them
Louisa: Guys, I think we’re on the wrong bus
Scott: They sell bags with lots of little bags inside?
Jack: You’ve never seen those?
Louisa: We’d better get off at the next stop
Scott: Nope. I'm not that big on crisps. Prefer nuts.
Louisa: Guys, we’d better get off here!
Jack: Meh, we only just got on
Scott: Yeah, I'd rather wait this one out
Bus XII
Louisa: Where's Scott this morning?
Jack: He got off cos that couple up front kept kissing. Said it offended him.
Louisa: Offended him?
Jack: Yeah, said he'd rather walk than sit idly by while young children are corrupted.
Louisa: Wow, I never realised he was so prudish. Or so eloquent.
Jack: Yeah, he gets very upset about all the swearing on children's television too
Louisa: Swearing? They don't swear on children's television, do they?
Jack: I dunno, I only watch the adult shows
Louisa: Same here. Why do they even make children's shows?
Jack: Lets the adults feel nostalgic
Jack: He got off cos that couple up front kept kissing. Said it offended him.
Louisa: Offended him?
Jack: Yeah, said he'd rather walk than sit idly by while young children are corrupted.
Louisa: Wow, I never realised he was so prudish. Or so eloquent.
Jack: Yeah, he gets very upset about all the swearing on children's television too
Louisa: Swearing? They don't swear on children's television, do they?
Jack: I dunno, I only watch the adult shows
Louisa: Same here. Why do they even make children's shows?
Jack: Lets the adults feel nostalgic
Bus XI
Jack: Let's get a hot dog in town
Scott: Can't. Gotta visit my mum in the hospital.
Louisa: God, is she okay?
Scott: Just a burn
Louisa: Well...I hope she gets better soon
Scott: Thanks
Louisa: She found a new job yet?
Scott: 'Fraid not
Louisa: Ah, that sucks
Scott: Yeah, it's getting kinda tough. Last week we had to choose between lightbulbs or cocoa.
Scott: Can't. Gotta visit my mum in the hospital.
Louisa: God, is she okay?
Scott: Just a burn
Louisa: Well...I hope she gets better soon
Scott: Thanks
Louisa: She found a new job yet?
Scott: 'Fraid not
Louisa: Ah, that sucks
Scott: Yeah, it's getting kinda tough. Last week we had to choose between lightbulbs or cocoa.
Bus X
Scott: Lend us a tenner, will you?
Jack: Lent you twenty last week!
Scott: I know, but I’ve already spent it and I need more. Vital purchases.
Jack: Porn subscriptions aren’t vital purchases
Louisa: Ew, I dread to think what you get off on
Scott: Can’t help it if I have needs. C’mon, you know I always pay you back.
Jack: Make your own porn or something
Scott: I don’t know any fit girls
Louisa: Thanks
Scott: Well, would you do porn?
Louisa: Degrading myself for money? No, thanks.
Jack: Yeah, it’s a bit nasty. Would you, Scott?
Scott: I’m all for degradation, but porn’s so commercial these days. Men in suits demanding extra takes. It’s not for me.
Jack: Lent you twenty last week!
Scott: I know, but I’ve already spent it and I need more. Vital purchases.
Jack: Porn subscriptions aren’t vital purchases
Louisa: Ew, I dread to think what you get off on
Scott: Can’t help it if I have needs. C’mon, you know I always pay you back.
Jack: Make your own porn or something
Scott: I don’t know any fit girls
Louisa: Thanks
Scott: Well, would you do porn?
Louisa: Degrading myself for money? No, thanks.
Jack: Yeah, it’s a bit nasty. Would you, Scott?
Scott: I’m all for degradation, but porn’s so commercial these days. Men in suits demanding extra takes. It’s not for me.
Bus IX
Louisa: Where’s Scott today?
Jack: Home ill
Louisa: Oh
Jack: Yep
Louisa: Good riddance to him, I say
Jack: Ditto
Louisa: Anything funny in the news lately?
Jack: Not really. Just political stuff.
Louisa: Oh
Jack: Yep
Louisa: I wonder what Scott’s doing
Jack: Wanna phone him?
Louisa: No, better not. He might be asleep.
Jack: Oh
Louisa: Yep
Jack: Home ill
Louisa: Oh
Jack: Yep
Louisa: Good riddance to him, I say
Jack: Ditto
Louisa: Anything funny in the news lately?
Jack: Not really. Just political stuff.
Louisa: Oh
Jack: Yep
Louisa: I wonder what Scott’s doing
Jack: Wanna phone him?
Louisa: No, better not. He might be asleep.
Jack: Oh
Louisa: Yep
Bus VIII
Louisa: I don't think she was even wearing one today
Jack: This again? Is nothing sacred anymore?
Scott: She was definitely wearing it in History - Duncan O'Malley clocked it. Blue - just like yesterday.
Jack: Duncan's colourblind
Louisa: A-ha!
Scott: You sure?
Jack: I administered the test myself
Louisa: Anyway, she could easily have a pack of blue ones.
Scott: A pack of blue ones? Yeah, that's likely.
Louisa: Why can't you just face the fact this girl has multiple bras?
Scott: I'll believe it when I see it
Jack: I think we're all hoping it doesn't come to that
Louisa: There's no pattern!
Scott: What about the Alternate Thursdays Dossier?
Louisa: Have you even read the findings? Inconclusive.
Scott: What we need is a spy. In her house.
Louisa: Doesn't she have a brother?
Scott: Yeah, but he's older
Louisa: Only a couple of years! And every brother has his price!
Jack: If only you'd put this much time and effort into our Maths Project
Jack: This again? Is nothing sacred anymore?
Scott: She was definitely wearing it in History - Duncan O'Malley clocked it. Blue - just like yesterday.
Jack: Duncan's colourblind
Louisa: A-ha!
Scott: You sure?
Jack: I administered the test myself
Louisa: Anyway, she could easily have a pack of blue ones.
Scott: A pack of blue ones? Yeah, that's likely.
Louisa: Why can't you just face the fact this girl has multiple bras?
Scott: I'll believe it when I see it
Jack: I think we're all hoping it doesn't come to that
Louisa: There's no pattern!
Scott: What about the Alternate Thursdays Dossier?
Louisa: Have you even read the findings? Inconclusive.
Scott: What we need is a spy. In her house.
Louisa: Doesn't she have a brother?
Scott: Yeah, but he's older
Louisa: Only a couple of years! And every brother has his price!
Jack: If only you'd put this much time and effort into our Maths Project
Bus VII
Louisa: Why weren't you in Biology?
Scott: I was
Louisa: No, you weren't. I'd have seen you.
Scott: You did see me. Even said hello.
Louisa: Oh c'mon, I'd have remembered that!
Scott: You'd think so...but apparently not
Louisa: Where was he, Jack?
Jack: No idea. I'm not his keeper, y'know.
Scott: You seriously don't remember?
Louisa: No!
Scott: We discussed Fiona Preston's bra...
Louisa: She wasn't in today!
Scott: I know, thats what we discussed. Her absence...and whether it was bra-related.
Jack: Why would it be bra-related?
Louisa: Well, everyone says she only has one bra...
Scott: ...so the days she has off must be her laundry days
Louisa: They aren't - there's no pattern.
Jack: Couldn't her laundry day just be at the weekend?
Louisa: Here's my stop. I know you're lying to me! You were not in Biology!
Jack: Where else could he have been? You know he's not a toilet hider.
Louisa: True, he wouldn't be caught dead near a toilet. Later, losers.
Exit Louisa
Jack: So where were you really?
Scott: Counselling
Jack: Oh! Still on Truthfulness?
Scott: Yep
Scott: I was
Louisa: No, you weren't. I'd have seen you.
Scott: You did see me. Even said hello.
Louisa: Oh c'mon, I'd have remembered that!
Scott: You'd think so...but apparently not
Louisa: Where was he, Jack?
Jack: No idea. I'm not his keeper, y'know.
Scott: You seriously don't remember?
Louisa: No!
Scott: We discussed Fiona Preston's bra...
Louisa: She wasn't in today!
Scott: I know, thats what we discussed. Her absence...and whether it was bra-related.
Jack: Why would it be bra-related?
Louisa: Well, everyone says she only has one bra...
Scott: ...so the days she has off must be her laundry days
Louisa: They aren't - there's no pattern.
Jack: Couldn't her laundry day just be at the weekend?
Louisa: Here's my stop. I know you're lying to me! You were not in Biology!
Jack: Where else could he have been? You know he's not a toilet hider.
Louisa: True, he wouldn't be caught dead near a toilet. Later, losers.
Exit Louisa
Jack: So where were you really?
Scott: Counselling
Jack: Oh! Still on Truthfulness?
Scott: Yep
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