Louisa: Be Christmas soon
Jack: Argh, don't remind me
Louisa: Not looking forward to it this year?
Jack: I never look forward to it. We've been friends for eleven months, and you don't know I hate Christmas?
Louisa: Was hoping you'd change your mind. How can anyone hate Christmas?
Jack: Well, hating things gets easier the more you do it
Bus CXII
Louisa: Did you hear what happened to Mr Halley?
Jack: Who's Mr Halley?
Louisa: Science teacher with the afro
Jack: Don't think I know him
Louisa: He comes to work on a skateboard
Jack: Not ringing any bells
Louisa: Well, he was covering for Miss Caesar yesterday
Jack: Who?
Louisa: You must know Miss Caesar. She has a peg leg. Anyway, Mr Halley decided to show the class a documentary, but he mixed up the discs and accidentally put on a porn film.
Jack: He showed his class porn?
Louisa: The worst part is he went to the toilet as soon as it started running, so it took him five minutes to come back and realise his mistake. By then Paula McIntosh had called her dad to ask some pertinent questions, and the damage was done.
Jack: Ha. Typical Paula.
Louisa: You don't know Paula either, do you?
Jack: Not as such
Louisa: Her dog played piano in assembly that time
Jack: I must've been sick that day
Jack: Who's Mr Halley?
Louisa: Science teacher with the afro
Jack: Don't think I know him
Louisa: He comes to work on a skateboard
Jack: Not ringing any bells
Louisa: Well, he was covering for Miss Caesar yesterday
Jack: Who?
Louisa: You must know Miss Caesar. She has a peg leg. Anyway, Mr Halley decided to show the class a documentary, but he mixed up the discs and accidentally put on a porn film.
Jack: He showed his class porn?
Louisa: The worst part is he went to the toilet as soon as it started running, so it took him five minutes to come back and realise his mistake. By then Paula McIntosh had called her dad to ask some pertinent questions, and the damage was done.
Jack: Ha. Typical Paula.
Louisa: You don't know Paula either, do you?
Jack: Not as such
Louisa: Her dog played piano in assembly that time
Jack: I must've been sick that day
Bus CXI
Jack: I saw your dad in Plumpton last night
Louisa: Oh yeah?
Jack: He was going into a flat up near the big roundabout with the flowers
Louisa: Yeah, a lot of his friends live up there
Jack: Must be really close friends. He had a key and everything.
Louisa: He's a friendly guy. And obviously he has a degree in floristry, so he probably likes being near the big flowers.
Jack: They're not big flowers. There's just a lot of them.
Louisa: Whatever
Jack: Okay, I'm not buying this for a second. Have you guys moved or something?
Louisa: You came round my house three days ago. No, two days ago.
Jack: It was four days ago
Louisa: If you must know, my parents are taking a little time apart. That's just where he's living at the moment.
Jack: Oh man, I wish my parents would do that
Louisa: You'd be welcome to it. I just wish my parents liked each other.
Jack: Well yeah, me too. But I've learned to be realistic.
Louisa: Oh yeah?
Jack: He was going into a flat up near the big roundabout with the flowers
Louisa: Yeah, a lot of his friends live up there
Jack: Must be really close friends. He had a key and everything.
Louisa: He's a friendly guy. And obviously he has a degree in floristry, so he probably likes being near the big flowers.
Jack: They're not big flowers. There's just a lot of them.
Louisa: Whatever
Jack: Okay, I'm not buying this for a second. Have you guys moved or something?
Louisa: You came round my house three days ago. No, two days ago.
Jack: It was four days ago
Louisa: If you must know, my parents are taking a little time apart. That's just where he's living at the moment.
Jack: Oh man, I wish my parents would do that
Louisa: You'd be welcome to it. I just wish my parents liked each other.
Jack: Well yeah, me too. But I've learned to be realistic.
Bus CX
Louisa coughs violently
Jack: Hey, are you okay?
Louisa: My head's on fire and I feel like I'm about to vomit
Jack: Some of us just call that Monday
Louisa: And these so-called cough sweets aren't working at all
Jack: Probably cos those are breath minths
Louisa: That's no excuse
Jack: Didn't you wonder why your breath was all minty?
Louisa: I thought it was another symptom
Jack: Hey, are you okay?
Louisa: My head's on fire and I feel like I'm about to vomit
Jack: Some of us just call that Monday
Louisa: And these so-called cough sweets aren't working at all
Jack: Probably cos those are breath minths
Louisa: That's no excuse
Jack: Didn't you wonder why your breath was all minty?
Louisa: I thought it was another symptom
Bus CIX
Louisa: Sorry about Lizzie
Jack: Huh?
Louisa: Oh. Nothing.
Jack: What is it?
Louisa: Well, I thought you must've heard. She's got a new boyfriend.
Jack: Oh, okay. I guess that's her business.
Louisa: Wow, I'm glad you're taking it so well
Jack: How did you expect me to take it?
Louisa: Major tantrum. Like your sister when they run out of strawberry ice cream.
Jack: Lizzie uses strawberry shampoo
Louisa: She really doesn't
Jack: Well, she would if her hair didn't naturally taste of strawberries
Louisa: You've tasted her hair?
Jack: Well, I tasted somebody's hair. So who's the lucky guy then? God, it's not Scott, is it? No wonder he hasn't been around much lately.
Louisa: No, Scott's still as lonely and unfulfilled as the rest of us. It's Ronnie Phelps.
Jack: What the fuck? I wish it was Scott. At least he can tie his own shoes.
Louisa: To be fair, Ronnie wears loafers now
Jack: Huh?
Louisa: Oh. Nothing.
Jack: What is it?
Louisa: Well, I thought you must've heard. She's got a new boyfriend.
Jack: Oh, okay. I guess that's her business.
Louisa: Wow, I'm glad you're taking it so well
Jack: How did you expect me to take it?
Louisa: Major tantrum. Like your sister when they run out of strawberry ice cream.
Jack: Lizzie uses strawberry shampoo
Louisa: She really doesn't
Jack: Well, she would if her hair didn't naturally taste of strawberries
Louisa: You've tasted her hair?
Jack: Well, I tasted somebody's hair. So who's the lucky guy then? God, it's not Scott, is it? No wonder he hasn't been around much lately.
Louisa: No, Scott's still as lonely and unfulfilled as the rest of us. It's Ronnie Phelps.
Jack: What the fuck? I wish it was Scott. At least he can tie his own shoes.
Louisa: To be fair, Ronnie wears loafers now
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