Bus LVIII

Scott: My sister’s eighteen today

Louisa: I thought she was already your legal guardian?

Scott: Fake ID

Louisa: It’ll be nice when we can all go down the pub together

Jack: Oh, I won’t be drinking socially

Louisa: Why's that?

Jack: If I’m with good people, why do I need to drug myself? And if I’m with bad people, why aren’t I spending some quality time at home with the drink instead?