Louisa: What’s your favourite song?
Jack: I dunno
Louisa: C’mon, you must have some idea
Jack: I don’t want to say
Louisa: Why?
Jack: Cos you’re gonna use that magazine quiz to classify me by what type of song I say
Louisa: That’s right. Just say the first song that comes into your head.
Jack: ‘Happy Birthday to You’
Louisa: Wow, you must really like wishing people Happy Birthday
Jack: Maybe I just like the melody. But no, it’s the first song that came into my head cos we were singing it to Eddie Mangum in Geography.
Louisa: Okay, what’s the second song that comes into your head?
Jack: ‘We Wish You a Merry Christmas’
Louisa: But you don’t like Christmas either. This doesn’t make any sense.
Jack: On reflection, I think I’ll walk home
