Scott: Saw my mum last night
Louisa: How is she?
Scott: Better, I think. But her new doctor’s kinda cranky.
Louisa: Why's that?
Scott: Well, he has all these rules, like you’re not allowed to wear shoes in his office. And then he started shouting at me when I left the door open, cos he could still see the shoes in the doorway.
Louisa: Why’d you leave the door open?
Scott: Cos of the smell. His office stinks of petrol. He said it’s to ‘ward off evil spirits’.
Louisa: I’m not sure I’d want this guy looking after my mother
Scott: He knows a lot about mental illness though