Louisa: Sorry about Lizzie
Jack: Huh?
Louisa: Oh. Nothing.
Jack: What is it?
Louisa: Well, I thought you must've heard. She's got a new boyfriend.
Jack: Oh, okay. I guess that's her business.
Louisa: Wow, I'm glad you're taking it so well
Jack: How did you expect me to take it?
Louisa: Major tantrum. Like your sister when they run out of strawberry ice cream.
Jack: Lizzie uses strawberry shampoo
Louisa: She really doesn't
Jack: Well, she would if her hair didn't naturally taste of strawberries
Louisa: You've tasted her hair?
Jack: Well, I tasted somebody's hair. So who's the lucky guy then? God, it's not Scott, is it? No wonder he hasn't been around much lately.
Louisa: No, Scott's still as lonely and unfulfilled as the rest of us. It's Ronnie Phelps.
Jack: What the fuck? I wish it was Scott. At least he can tie his own shoes.
Louisa: To be fair, Ronnie wears loafers now
