Louisa: What's that?
Scott: It's a list of stuff I own
Jack: Some sort of cheat sheet for burglars?
Scott: I'm selling it. See if there's anything you wanna buy.
Jack: What's an 'apple bag'?
Scott: Duh. A bag for putting apples in.
Jack: Well, what makes it an apple bag?
Scott: It's just a plastic bag for putting apples in
Jack: Like they give away free at the supermarket?
Scott: Pretty much
Jack: So why should I buy this one?
Scott: You probably shouldn't
Jack: Well, thanks for your honesty
Scott: No problem
