Scott: Did you hear about the knife fight in town?
Louisa: No! When was this?
Scott: Last night. I saw it.
Jack: How did you see it? You were round my house last night.
Scott: After I left. I got a text from this girl I know, so I went down there.
Jack: Thanks for texting me too
Scott: Sorry. Didn't have any credit.
Louisa: What were they fighting over?
Scott: This fat guy had stolen the other guy’s pig
Jack: They were fighting over a pig? Who has pigs round here?
Scott: They looked like circus people
Louisa: You must be making this up. Since when do circuses have pigs?
Scott: It wasn’t part of the circus. Just the non-fat guy’s pet.
Louisa: Did he get it back?
Scott: No, but the fat guy agreed to buy him another one
