Louisa: How was the museum, guys?
Jack: Meh
Scott: We saw this cool old skull. It was, like, a million years old or something.
Jack: It wasn’t that old
Scott: How d'you know? You spent the whole time making eyes at Lizzie Rockford.
Louisa: Ha, you fancy Lizzie Rockford?
Jack: It’s him who fancies her
Scott: No, I don’t. She’s got a squint.
Jack: It’s not a squint. One of her eyes is just a little bit bigger than the other.
Scott: You’re right, she’s a stunner
Jack: Shut up, Scott
Louisa: Ha, you do fancy her. Is it love, Jack?
Jack: I don’t fancy her. Just feel a bit sorry for her.
Scott: You’ve never felt sorry for anyone
Jack: Oh yeah? What about that woman with the shopping bags?
Scott: That was only cos you wanted to get off with her
Jack: She was eighty-two
Scott: Don’t I know it, you pervert
Louisa: Lizzie isn’t that bad-looking. She has nice teeth. I’d kill for her teeth.
Scott: Who wants nice teeth? You only use them for eating.
Louisa: And smiling. They give her a nice smile.
Jack: That skull had horrible teeth. All yellow.
Louisa: I guess they didn’t have toothpaste back then
Scott: And the tablets can't have helped
Louisa: Huh?
Scott: It said in the museum about them having stone tablets. For headaches and stuff. They used to break their teeth on them.
