Louisa: Amy Poincaré reckons hair straighteners are humanity’s greatest invention
Jack: I guess they must come in handy...if you have curly hair
Louisa: Well yeah, but humanity’s greatest invention? Everybody knows that’s the Internet.
Jack: Nah, it’s gotta be something medical. Antibiotics or something.
Louisa: No point being healthy if you can’t watch funny videos on demand. What d’you think, Scott? Humanity’s greatest invention?
Scott: Straws
Louisa: Why’s that?
Scott: They mean you can drink and eat at the same time, with different sides of your mouth. No more choosing.
Jack: No more chewing either, by the sounds of it
