Scott: Where’s Jack?
Louisa: He’s cycling to school today
Scott: Cycling? Who the hell cycles to school?
Louisa: Alby does. And I would too if you hadn't leaned my bike against that recycling bin.
Scott: I've said I'm sorry
Louisa: Mmm
Scott: How was the cinema?
Louisa: Okay
Scott: What did you see?
Louisa: It was this 3-D documentary about barnacles
Scott: Barnacles? I s'pose Alby chose that?
Louisa: As a matter of fact, he did. And he seemed to enjoy it, which is what matters.
Scott: Still, wasn’t there anything better on?
Louisa: He only watches documentaries. Says anything else is just fairytales for babies.
Scott: Fairytales for babies?
Louisa: Stop repeating what I say. It's vulgar.
Scott: Vulgar?
Louisa: Yes, now please be quiet. I must finish this by lunchtime, so I can attend Alby’s book group.
