Louisa: I hope you put some money in the charity bucket today
Jack: Mrs Hooper’s personal piggy-bank, you mean?
Louisa: That’s a horrible accusation
Jack: Have you never noticed how she gets a new phone every time there’s a charity bucket?
Louisa: She probably just treats herself because she feels good about how much money we raise
Jack: Keep telling yourself that
Louisa: You know what you are, Jack? You’re a cynic.
Jack: I don’t believe in that word
