Jack: It’s so cold today
Scott: Nope, my watch says it’s 11 Centigrade
Jack: There’s a thermometer in your watch? Since when do you even have a watch?
Scott: Got it for Christmas
Jack: Well, your sister should ask for her money back, cos it’s definitely lower than 11
Scott: Actually, you’re right. It's gone back down to 1. Must’ve been a cold gust of wind.