Louisa: You guys wanna come out Saturday night?
Scott: Not me
Louisa: Why’s that?
Scott: I’m just not doing Saturdays anymore. It’s too much hassle.
Louisa: What hassle?
Scott: Y’know, putting clothes on and all. Besides, I’ve got a hole in my shoe and there’s rain forecast all weekend.
Louisa: That all seems reasonable. How about you, Jack?
Jack: I’m gonna pass too. It’s so rough round here on Saturday nights now. A few weeks back I saw two gangs fighting over whose turn it was to smash up the phone-box.
Louisa: Jeez, I thought you were gonna at least let something bad happen to you before you became a shut-in
