Scott: Shit, I forgot my project
Louisa: Is your sister around? Maybe she can bring it in for you.
Scott: How can I tell her I need it though? She doesn't have a phone.
Louisa: Since when?
Scott: Well, she got sacked a couple of weeks ago...
Louisa: Oh Scott, I'm sorry
Jack: So she can't afford her phone plan anymore?
Scott: No, she just left her phone at work
Jack: And then the building was demolished?
Scott: Well, she was too embarrassed to go back and get it
Louisa: You know what she should do? Wait one evening ‘til all the people she knows have gone home, and then ask one of the friendly cleaners to let her in to get the phone back.
Jack: That might’ve worked on the first day, but it’ll have been found and locked away with the other lost property by now.
Louisa: Lost property! When will people learn?
