Jack: Did you see the school's got a new sponsor?
Louisa: I just finished writing an angry editorial about it for the Gazette
Jack: How can you write an editorial when you're not the editor?
Louisa: The question you ought to ask is how can it be appropriate for a school to get sponsored by a company that makes rifles
Jack: To be fair, they don't actually make rifles. Just rifle bullets.
Louisa: Oh, that's okay then!
Jack: If they didn't make the bullets, people would still own rifles. They'd just be hitting each other over the head with them or something.
Louisa: Well, that still sounds better than everyone shooting each other
Jack: Yeah, I guess it does. Didn't really think that one through.
Louisa: If we've gotta have a sponsor, it should at least be something in keeping with the character of the school
Jack: Like what?
Louisa: I dunno. Cheap cider or something.
Jack: Is that really any better than guns?
Louisa: A little bit, yeah. We already have a drinking problem at this school. We don't yet have a shooting problem.
Jack: Except heroin
Louisa: Well yeah, obviously
Jack: This is kind of a crappy school, isn't it
