Louisa: Wait, where's Jack?
Scott: Sick
Louisa: Oh no. He's gonna miss our friend-iversary. It's one year today since we became proper friends.
Scott: What happened a year ago?
Louisa: Nothing. We just threw a dart at a calendar. But that doesn't make today any less special. I even wrote a song to commemorate the occasion.
Scott: You were gonna sing?
Louisa: We both were. It's a duet. And then I was gonna do the Polish national anthem for an encore.
Scott: Yeah, I'm starting to think Jack's not really sick
