Scott: Guess what I saw last night
Jack: The naked futility of life?
Louisa: No, that was more late afternoon
Scott: I was walking past that chicken restaurant in town, and I saw a ghost in there
Louisa: No way. How'd you know it was a ghost?
Scott: He was all pale and dead-looking
Jack: That just sounds like one of their employees
Scott: This was at 3am
Louisa: How could you even see in there at 3am? They pull down those security blinds.
Scott: The ghost had opened all the blinds. And the doors too.
Jack: Why would a ghost open all the doors? Couldn't he just float through them?
Louisa: Maybe he has a ghoulish sense of humour. See what I did there?
Jack: What was the ghost doing, Scott?
Scott: Making a cheeseburger
Jack: Okay, this is ridiculous. Why would he go to the chicken restaurant for a cheeseburger when there's a perfectly good burger bar just down the road?
Scott: I was gonna go in and ask him that, but the next thing I knew I was back in my bed at home. He must've used his ghost powers to send me there.
Louisa: Sounds like you just had a bad dream, Scott
Scott: Oh yeah? If it was just a bad dream, how come I woke up with this straw from the chicken restaurant in my hand?
Jack: That's the bendy straw I gave you when your microwave broke. You're still carrying it around with you?
Scott: Well, I can't afford a security blanket
