Louisa: Have you read the new after-school clubs brochure?
Jack: No, I'm waiting for the movie version
Louisa: I hate the way they're trying to change the character of the whole school
Jack: No, you don't. You love that you've got something new to complain about.
Louisa: We're used to normal after-school activities like Shouting Club, Imagination Time and the Soup Olympics. But now it's all weird stuff like rugby and chess.
Jack: Wait, there's no Soup Olympics this year? What about the Minestrone Marathon?
Louisa: Cancelled. Apparently people started asking too many questions about all those scaldings. And Willy Martin's parents were very upset when he got crushed by that giant crouton.
Jack: Spoilsports. Maybe we should set up our own after-school club.
Louisa: I already tried that. Don't you remember my Mass Debating Club?
Jack: Oh yeah. Whatever happened with that?
Louisa: I had to close it down in the end. A lot of people seemed to get the wrong idea.
