Scott: Lend us a tenner, will you?
Jack: Lent you twenty last week!
Scott: I know, but I’ve already spent it and I need more. Vital purchases.
Jack: Porn subscriptions aren’t vital purchases
Louisa: Ew, I dread to think what you get off on
Scott: Can’t help it if I have needs. C’mon, you know I always pay you back.
Jack: Make your own porn or something
Scott: I don’t know any fit girls
Louisa: Thanks
Scott: Well, would you do porn?
Louisa: Degrading myself for money? No, thanks.
Jack: Yeah, it’s a bit nasty. Would you, Scott?
Scott: I’m all for degradation, but porn’s so commercial these days. Men in suits demanding extra takes. It’s not for me.
