Louisa: Huge fight at the chess club last night
Jack: Anyone I know?
Louisa: Just some guys from Brooks Academy
Jack: I should start coming to the chess club again
Scott: One time my grandad spent ten days on a life-raft with another guy, waiting to be rescued, and all they did the whole time was play chess
Jack: He good then?
Scott: Only won one game
Jack: Better than none
Scott: Yeah, but it was only cos the other guy forfeited
Jack: Why’d he do that?
Scott: Grandad threatened to push him overboard
Jack: What a charming anecdote. I’ve never seen anyone beat Lou-Lou.
Scott: How’d you learn those skills?
Louisa: I used to eat this cereal that had chess tips on the back of the box. Loved that cereal.