Jack: My folks are taking Jane to a psychiatrist tomorrow
Louisa: Why?
Jack: Because she’s obsessed with her imaginary friend
Louisa: Oh, I had one of those! Mia Walensa.
Jack: Interesting name
Louisa: Yeah, that was during my Polish phase. I’d make everyone sing the Polish national anthem before meals - so she'd feel welcome.
Jack: You must have a very patient family
Louisa: Oh, it wasn’t only family. Just be glad I went to an All Girls’ Primary.
Jack: Well Jane’s seven now and she still talks about Flora Flinton constantly. How long did you keep on to yours?
Louisa: I murdered her when I was six
Jack: Murdered her?!
Louisa: Yeah, I pushed her in front of a car. She was such a haughty little bitch. Always fluttering her eyelashes at the boys. Had it coming.
