Louisa: That donkey's coming in again tomorrow
Jack: What, the same donkey that turned on all the gas taps with its teeth?
Louisa: Yeah, and last week it broke into the PE block and ate all Willy Martin's clothes
Jack: Why the hell do they keep letting this demon donkey onto the grounds?
Louisa: Apparently the sanctuary insisted on a twenty-visit contract. They drive a hard bargain.
