Louisa: Where's Scott this morning?
Jack: He got off cos that couple up front kept kissing. Said it offended him.
Louisa: Offended him?
Jack: Yeah, said he'd rather walk than sit idly by while young children are corrupted.
Louisa: Wow, I never realised he was so prudish. Or so eloquent.
Jack: Yeah, he gets very upset about all the swearing on children's television too
Louisa: Swearing? They don't swear on children's television, do they?
Jack: I dunno, I only watch the adult shows
Louisa: Same here. Why do they even make children's shows?
Jack: Lets the adults feel nostalgic
